While MH doesn’t wish to pour water on the bonfire of every ’70s comedian, the more modest direct debit to her insurance company says it all. What’s her secret? Well for starters she's not labouring under the illusion that she's Bullitt every time she nips to the shops.
2 Ski jumping
Fact: women have been banned from officially competing at Olympic level on spurious medical grounds. The reason being that they would smash all records because of their lower bodyweight.