Are you having enough sex?

Do the math

F = Frequency How many times do you have sex per year? (The Kinsey Institute reports that men aged 30-39 have sex 86 times per year.)
S = Safety At what level of “safety” is your internet search browser set? (Enter 0 for “strict”, 1 for “moderate” and 2 for “off”.)
H = History How disturbed would you be to find your girlfriend sifting through your search history? (Scale of 1-10 with 5 being “moderately” and 10 being “moving to Orkney”.)
B = Bikini How aroused are you by an attractive woman in swimwear? (1-10 with 1 being “but she’s dressed” and 10 being “it’s like I’m 13 and Ursula Andress has just come out of the sea”.)
C = Corrr Of every 10 women aged 18-50 who you pass on the street, how many will you covertly check out? (0-10.)

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