Nought to quickie in 300 seconds

How to get in, then get out in five minutes flat, by certified sex counsellor Eric Marlowe Garrison (ericmgarrison.com)


-5 minutes: Before-play

Send her a text message that adheres to proper German word order: time, manner, place, ie ‘After lunch, commando, upstairs bathroom.' This will mean she's thinking about the sex itself, the risk of being caught and the naughtiness of returning to ‘normal' activities after. She'll be warmed up mentally and physically ahead of schedule.Read more