Sunday, April 3, 2011

Can I bring food in the bedroom?

I would like to use food (preferably sweets) during sex. How do I do this without it getting too messy? Am I weird for wanting to do this?
Answer
You are not weird; you just want to have fun with food. Using food during sex goes back to the ancient Romans and Greeks, who staged elaborate dinners that turned into grape-eating orgies. (Those Romans and Greeks knew how to party!)

There are many creative things you can do with food, from using pineapple slices for a game of "ring toss" (eating if off his penis or giving a hand job) to putting Ho Ho's on your hoo-ha.

First, put a sheet (or two) on the bed that you don't mind messing up. To start off, you can put peppermint schnapps into each other's belly buttons for body shots. (Then blow on it.)

For something more sensuous, take turns pouring Hershey's Chocolate Syrup on each other, then licking it off. You can try it cold or heat it up and drip it on each other. Once the syrup has cooled down, dip his penis in bowl of it for a new twist on oral sex. (It's called a "Mr. Goodbar.") Have him pour the chocolate sauce on you from the mouth down and then lick his way to (your) orgasm. You'll never look at Hershey's Chocolate Syrup the same way again.

Other foods to use include jelly, honey, and old-fashioned whipped cream. After you are done, take a shower to wash off the sticky goo. (Make sure you wash your vaginal area well, as sugar in there can cause a yeast infection.)

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